February is here and you know what that means, black people and NASCAR! Anyways… Joey Logano still has a job driving the #20 car for Joe Gibbs somehow and its time for him to spend another year crashing every race for our ammusement.

Let’s take a look at the results of Joey Logano’s first two Daytona 500′s. In his very first Daytona 500 Joey crashed and finished dead last.

In his 2nd Daytona 500 Joey finished 20th. Giving him an average finish of 31st. PHENOMenal.

So let’s toast to a new season of NASCAR, and good luck to your favorite driver. Unless of course, your favorite driver is Joey Logano.    (or Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin,and Clint Bowyer)

Joey Logano got his first Sprint Cup Series win at New Hampshire. If by win you mean crash, then because you crashed you get off sequence and end up accidentally winning the race. If anything Greg Zipadelli won the race. Joey Logano’s driving skill is still yet to be proven in the Cup Series. You can give a chimp a JGR car in the nationwide series and win.

So congrats to Greg Zipadelli for the call and congrats to Joey Logano on his win. However  it doesn’t really count in my book.

Mr Fagano continues to disappoint, and continues his perfect streak of hitting the wall at every track he goes to.  I was very impressed by his rookie file where he pretty much struggled to speak through his smile, it was almost as if I could hear him saying “I’m so glad I’m in the Cup series, even though I  can’t drive”.

Logano drove away with a top 15 today because of his great skill as a NASCAR driver because everyone that mattered (except Kyle Busch) crashed or blew up. I’m sure there are a ton of people out there right now that are saying to themselves “Joey Logano showed them all today, he was fast and he was good!”
Well… sorry to ruin your fun, but not only did he not deserve to finish there, he almost wrecked Jamie McMurray in the process… in fact I should have changed the name of this post to “Logano fucks up, McMurray puts on Superman cape” Just take a look for yourself.

Not only did Logano show his lack of true skill, Jamie McMurray showed Logano how a real driver handles a car. All I’m saying is that if I were McMurray I would have allowed Logano the oppurtunity to make a save later on in the race (if you catch where I’m going with that) And I can be pretty sure that Logano isn’t even close to being that good of a driver.

So in conclusion, Joey Logano still sucks……… ass……

Welcome to Fagano.com! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to laugh at Joey Lagano. This site will/is dedicated to the failures of Joey Lagano not only in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, but in everything he does. So, strap in and hold on, because it is going to be a fun season!