Poking Fun at Joey Logano

Logano Crashes in the Gatorade Duels at Daytona

MxG Grimlock — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:49:58 +0000

Earlier today in the Gatorade Duels, probably the most exciting part of the whole afternoon was when Logano found himself headed straight for the inside wall on the front stretch. It was nice to take a break from watching the boring and stupid “two car tango” BS to enjoy Logano’s continuous misery at Daytona. Check out the video below.

It’s Time Again – Daytona 500

MxG Grimlock — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:03:09 +0000

February is here and you know what that means, black people and NASCAR! Anyways… Joey Logano still has a job driving the #20 car for Joe Gibbs somehow and its time for him to spend another year crashing every race for our ammusement.

Let’s take a look at the results of Joey Logano’s first two Daytona 500′s. In his very first Daytona 500 Joey crashed and finished dead last.

In his 2nd Daytona 500 Joey finished 20th. Giving him an average finish of 31st. PHENOMenal.

So let’s toast to a new season of NASCAR, and good luck to your favorite driver. Unless of course, your favorite driver is Joey Logano. (or Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin,and Clint Bowyer)

Joey Logano “Wins” First Cup Race

MxG Grimlock — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:03:36 +0000

Joey Logano got his first Sprint Cup Series win at New Hampshire. If by win you mean crash, then because you crashed you get off sequence and end up accidentally winning the race. If anything Greg Zipadelli won the race. Joey Logano’s driving skill is still yet to be proven in the Cup Series. You can give a chimp a JGR car in the nationwide series and win.

So congrats to Greg Zipadelli for the call and congrats to Joey Logano on his win. However it doesn’t really count in my book.

I’m back

MxG Grimlock — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:52:32 +0000

Mr Fagano continues to disappoint, and continues his perfect streak of hitting the wall at every track he goes to. I was very impressed by his rookie file where he pretty much struggled to speak through his smile, it was almost as if I could hear him saying “I’m so glad I’m in the Cup series, even though I can’t drive”.

Logano Finished Well!!!

MxG Grimlock — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:16:56 +0000

Logano drove away with a top 15 today ~~because of his great skill as a NASCAR driver~~ because everyone that mattered (except Kyle Busch) crashed or blew up. I’m sure there are a ton of people out there right now that are saying to themselves “Joey Logano showed them all today, he was fast and he was good!”
Well… sorry to ruin your fun, but not only did he not deserve to finish there, he almost wrecked Jamie McMurray in the process… in fact I should have changed the name of this post to “Logano fucks up, McMurray puts on Superman cape” Just take a look for yourself.

Not only did Logano show his lack of true skill, Jamie McMurray showed Logano how a real driver handles a car. All I’m saying is that if I were McMurray I would have allowed Logano the oppurtunity to make a save later on in the race (if you catch where I’m going with that) And I can be pretty sure that Logano isn’t even close to being that good of a driver.

So in conclusion, Joey Logano still sucks……… ass……

Logano Crashes in Bud Shootout

MxG Grimlock — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:27:55 +0000

I know that this happend a week ago, but I’m gonna go ahead and post it now anyways.

“It wasn’t Joey’s fault!” ….. Well, Jeff Gordon (a good driver) made it through the wreck… so why couldn’t our NASCAR “Phenom” Joey Fagano do it???

Logano Wins The Daytona 500!!! NOT….

MxG Grimlock — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:18:15 +0000

As expected the NASCAR “phenom” Joey Logano had a really impressive start to his rookie season in NASCAR. Honestly, it was very impressive. I didn’t expect him to last that long before he would crash. Check out the video of it below.

So, congrats Joey… and welcome to NASCAR.

How Far Will Logano Go To Win???

MxG Grimlock — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:51:08 +0000

The answer apparently is all the way to the wall, or at least untill the leader hits the wall….

If it wasn’t obvious to you Joey Logano was in 2nd place heading into turn 3. This was the moment that I lost all and any respect for Logano. Maybe he has been taking a little too much advise and help from his Joe Gibbs teamates.

Welcome!!!

MxG Grimlock — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:25:47 +0000

Welcome to Fagano.com! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to laugh at Joey Lagano. This site will/is dedicated to the failures of Joey Lagano not only in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, but in everything he does. So, strap in and hold on, because it is going to be a fun season!